Events
Event
- Title:
- The invention of the Ferrari Fucker
- When:
- 30.10.2009
- Where:
- Mostport Raceway - Bowmanville
- Category:
- Drag Racing
Description
Instructions:
1) buy one strap on dildo,
2) glue, preferably super glue, dildo to bumper of a ferarri of your choosing.
3) choose a lucky friend who wants to be ferarri fucked
4) have him stand a good 10' from the car
5) accelerate 0-60 in 4 seconds and ramp that dildo home!
6) modify any broken pieces and repeat as many times as you wish
Venue
- Venue:
- Mostport Raceway - Website
- Street:
- 3233 Concession Road #10, RR #5
- ZIP:
- L1C 3K6
- City:
- Bowmanville
- State:
- On
- Country:
-
Description
Mosport International Raceway is Canada's largest motorsports complex. This 750 acre, multi-track facility is located within the Greater Toronto Area (GTA), north of Bowmanville, Ontario, less than an hour east of the Don Valley Parkway/Hwy 404 & Hwy 401. Mosport features a 4-km road course; a half-mile, paved oval (Mosport Speedway) ; a 2.4-km advanced driver and race driver training facility with a ΒΌ mile skid pad (Mosport Driver Development Centre) and a 1.4-km kart track (Mosport Kart Complex).